Soccer Balls are used to unlock Characters, Skins, or Buildings and can be obtained in the following ways:
- Making Quagmire Watch a Soccer Game
- Making Joe Make a Fantasy Soccer Team
- Making Mort Run from the Soccer Ball
- Making Soccer Player Quagmire  Dribble the Ball
- Making Soccer Player Quagmire Hydrate Before the Match
- Making Referee Brian Confuses His Card Colors
- Making Referee Brian Penalize Players
- Clearing Sports Fans