How do I get Fart Pills? [Updated 12/15]

Fart Pills are used to unlock Characters, Skins, or Buildings and can be obtained in the following ways:

- Making Quagmire Get Tested for STDs

- Making Joe Get a New Wheelchair

- Making Mort Check His Insurance Policy

- Making Seamus Get a Prostate Exam

- Making Patty See Dr. Pimple Popper

- Making Nurse Peter Hand Out Medications

- Clearing Hospital Patient Zombies