Bingo Cards are used to unlock Characters, Skins, or Buildings and can be obtained in the following ways:
- Making Quagmire Hit on Old Ladies
- Making Joe Race Old People
- Making Mort Almost Win Bingo
- Making Seamus Play Bingo
- Making Bingo King Make New Bingo Rules
- Making Old Lady Joe Chat with Old People about the Good, Ol' Days
- Making Old Lady Joe Scratch His Head
- Clearing Rich Old Ladies